*When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what
happened to the other two percent. *
* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.*
* You have a 'Singer or Brother' sewing machine at home. *
* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't
talk to her for ten years*
* You call an older person you've never met before ‘’uncle’’*
* You hide everything from your parents*
* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.*
* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.*
* Everyone is a family friend.*
* You study law, medicine or engineering at university.*
*
You were thick so you studied computer science or business
instead.*
* You know no one who has
studied music.&
*You went to a university as far away from home as possible…*
*and …You still came back home to live with your parents after you
had finished.*
* You eat onions with everything*
* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
* You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear
them*
* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.*
* You always say "on the light" instead of "turn the light on".*
* You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport
and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come
to pick you up.*
* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a
member of the royal family*
* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your
shoes wherever you
go*
* When you were little you always wondered why your English
friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you
did it first thing in the morning*
* To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not
as a grooming aid*
* You have annoying nicknames like Khodu or fetli*
* Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds*
* Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day*
*when the car allows 7 people yet u seem to fit 20 in there..!!*
* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.*
*No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
over for a visit.*
* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not
going to be a doctor/ engineer.*