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Friday, June 30, 2006

tupac changes

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Can You Read This?

Olny srmat poelpe can.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

A Letter To GoD

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,
But nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God ,PAKISTAN ,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad , and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ..."

You know you're Asian when

*When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what
happened to the other two percent. *

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.*

* You have a 'Singer or Brother' sewing machine at home. *

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't
talk to her for ten years*

* You call an older person you've never met before ‘’uncle’’*

* You hide everything from your parents*

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.*

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.*

* Everyone is a family friend.*

* You study law, medicine or engineering at university.*

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You were thick so you studied computer science or business
instead.*

* You know no one who has
studied music.&

*You went to a university as far away from home as possible…*

*and …You still came back home to live with your parents after you
had finished.*

* You eat onions with everything*

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

* You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear
them*

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.*

* You always say "on the light" instead of "turn the light on".*

* You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport
and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come
to pick you up.*

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a
member of the royal family*

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your
shoes wherever you
go*

* When you were little you always wondered why your English
friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you
did it first thing in the morning*

* To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not
as a grooming aid*

* You have annoying nicknames like Khodu or fetli*

* Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds*

* Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day*

*when the car allows 7 people yet u seem to fit 20 in there..!!*

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.*

*No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
over for a visit.*

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not
going to be a doctor/ engineer.*

Wich of ma friend is..........

Ugly? : none of them oh I for got me!!!
Kind? : Sarah
Loud? : Sofia, Martin, Mark, chealse...cud go on 4ever...
Shy? : Sagila
Weird? : think dats gota b me....oh but I gota say Trisha thou..lol
Selfish? : Joe (but i luv her)
Ghetto? : Kajra
Crazy?: Sofia...she the Crazy Afgan
Nice? : Faisal
Mean?: Lee (but i lov him coz he a mean idiot...lol)
Immature? : Nassi
Rude?: Mark
Cool? : Danni (he kwl..i think?)
Brat? : Anessa (bet every1 says me..lol)
Stupid? : Mo (in a gud way..is ther such a ting?)
Caring? : Nasra
Mature? : Jessica
A friend? : Most of um'
More than a friend? : um....dat a hard 1...
Talkative? : Safia
Boring? : JJ...(put me 2 sleep everytym...lol..but I luv him realy)
Beautiful? : Lubnah (she's gwajus)
Creative? : um...alot of um' but im d most...'hehehehe'
Smart? : Mazzi
A flirt? : Nora
Slutty? : Chealse
A psycho? : skya...(well I call her syko)
Athletic? : charli
Confusing? : kaz (I dont know wa he's on half the time)
Sweet? : Sophia (luv her 2 bits-she soOooOOo sweet)
Have mood swings?: Most of ma girl(every1s gona say me....)
Annoying? : Most of um'(bet they all say me..lol)
Funny? : sofia n Billy (sum of d tings these 2 cum out wv..they always make me laf)
Hyper? : Martin
Laid back? : most of um'
Perfect? : All of them

What to do when friends turn bad

1. Don't bottle things up
Sometimes it's easier to seethe in silence when someone does something to wind you up, but that doesn't make the issue go away. If anything, bottling up your feelings like this just makes the problem seem worse. It means you risk a situation where your mate steps just slightly out of line and you explode right in front of them - which doesn't solve anything.

2. Choose your moment

Whether your friend's just being annoying without realising, or s/he's done something terrible that's totally wound you up, it's always wise to pick a good time to talk - preferably when you're feeling calm and there's nobody else around to chip in or stir things up for you.

3. Explain how you feel

Your aim here is to encourage this person to see things from your point of view. If your mate can see the upset they've caused for themselves, they'll be more likely to change their behaviour towards you.

4. Avoid accusations

Nobody likes to feel as if they're being attacked, or that somehow they have to defend their actions, so don't lay into them - it'll only risk a fistfight (or that slappy-scrap thing girls do sometimes).

5. Give them space

You can't expect them to change their behaviour straight away, especially if you're both feeling a bit self-conscious after getting things out in the open. Instead, give them some time and space to process the problem and act upon it. If they value your friendship, you should see a new improved mate in no time.

10 ways to be a good mate

1) Like yourself: How can others be expected to like you if you don't like yourself? It's no fun hanging out with miserable sods. Repeat the mantra - bah forget it.

2) Choose well: Don't overstretch yourself, while it's great to have loads of people you know and like, it's better to have a select few that you spend more time with.

3) Make time for each other: Don't abandon your mates at the first sign of lust, they're the ones you'll run to if it all goes wrong, and if you've vanished off the planet for a few months previous to this they may not want to pick up the pieces. If you are on the receiving end of this, tell your mate directly, as subtle hints tend not to work.

4) Treat them as you wish to be treated: Obvious? You'd think so, but most people fail on this one.

5) Make them feel wanted: Just like with lovers, where you may give surprise gifts, special dates and candle-lit meals, making your friend feel special can help make your bond stronger...and you may get gifts in return!

6) Speak: It is better to bring up problems before you get to the point of a massive row, but either way make sure you do discuss them rationally and apologise for being an idiot if necessary. Then let it lie and move on.

7) Listen: This is a two-way thing, don't expect them to continually help you out with your dilemmas and then have no interest in helping with theirs.

8)Trust and loyalty: These are essential to close friendships. You don't have to share everything, but if you do, make sure you don't blab to everyone else. How would you feel if they did the same?

9) Support them: If you want them to 'be there for you' you'll have to be there too.

10) Admit when it's over: If you bore each other and it's a chore to spend time together, then call it a day.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

What Music Do You Like?


What Music Do You LIke Best?
Pop
Hip-Hop
R'N'B
Dance
Punk
Rock
Jazz
Soul
Emo
Reggae
Basement
Rap
Bollywood
Gothic
Folk
Experimental
Grime
Funk
Alternative
Other
  
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Your Current Mood


How Are You Feeling To Day?
Happy
Sad
Crazy
Bitchy
Frustrated
Hyper
Hopeful
Lonely
Pissed Off
Numb
Mischievous
Relaxed
Sick
Weird
Sleepy
Uncomfortable
Thankful
Blank
Awake
other
  
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Monday, June 26, 2006

WORDS 2 DISCRIBE BOYS

WEIRD
CRAZY
MAD
FUNNY
CONFUSING
CUTE
RANDOM
NICE
BUFF
SEXY
PLAYFUL
LAZY
FAT(THEY EAT 2 MUCH)
SWEET
GORJUSE
CHILDISH
IMUTURE
DUMB
STUID
WONDERFUL
CHEERFUL
HELPFUL
SPORTY

the black angles will cry



the black angle will cry im the middle of the sky holding and the body of a dead woman whom was his wife on earth wile she wears a black dress


yes yes yes yes itz random but hay diz blog IS called a random blog

"I SHALL SEEK VENGANCE....MWHAHAHAHAHAHA"

image say it all

Sunday, June 25, 2006

OMG

oooohhhh my god!!!! im like so freking pissed!!!! this world has sooo gone insane!!!
i dont know wat is rong with the people of 2day!!!!!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

i been up all night

omg iv been up all night again i cant belive it i didnt sleep
i wander y hum wot happened? i duno i jus wasnt tired
or wa i? i duno? i jus cudnt sleep datz about all i know???

ethnic minority

do u thing that ethnic miority hav 2 work harded den non ethnic to get to hhi places that non ethnics will get get to but ot workig as hard....i made that so comlecated but i understan the question right????

i lllooouuvveee starz


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Your First Time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him
off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as
he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head
bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an
ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly
takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain
surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as
he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head and nod
for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments,
you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you
lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have
been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to
have a tooth pulled.

itz a playboy thang

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this is jus how sex begins

How sex starts:

...a hug leads to a kiss


...a kiss leads 2 makeout


...a makeout leads 2 finger


...a finger leads to a hand


...a hand leads to a lick


...a lick leads to a suck


...a suck leads 2 a fuck.


So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math.


...u add the bed


...subtract the clothes


...divide the legs


...leave your solution


...and pray you dont multiply!

omg im i mad

i dono y but people call me mad dey say im crazy crazy well i am a bit hyper
i duno.....